are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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