On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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