why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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