So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city