So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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