You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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