what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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