Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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