idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.