belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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