The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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