you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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