you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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