Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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