I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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