He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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