distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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