The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
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