At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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