I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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