i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
the gays at disneyland are vicious
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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