Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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