just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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