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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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