yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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