So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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