she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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