My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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