wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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