if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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