This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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