When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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