doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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