Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
