It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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