im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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