if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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