you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Randomize
