your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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