When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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