Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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