that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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