You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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