even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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