did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
