I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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