My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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