I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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