What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
