you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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