you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Church boner. Awkwardddd
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
