My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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