she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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